BeNJAMiN ([info]male_nurse) wrote,
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I just had da most brilliantest idea from watching distraction. Sum girl sed she put viagra in her ex's food or sumtin lyk that and i thort hmmmmm, ya know wot wuld b awesum! Viagra and laxatives. Koz that way, well wen da laxatives make you need a crap your bound ta hav a piss aswel, and so, if you've got a stiffy then your piss wuld go straight up in the air wouldn't it. You'd piss all ova yaself wuldn't ya. Now theoretically you can't piss wen ya wangs hard, but thas bollox koz yu bloody well can. Now that would b bloody brilliant!

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[info]inl0vewithnight

October 7 2005, 22:46:17 UTC 6 years ago

thats disgusting~!!

[info]male_nurse

October 8 2005, 00:45:08 UTC 6 years ago

Lighten Up! =P =D hehe, do yu need a perscription 2 buy viagra and or laxatives?

[info]stranger_star

October 8 2005, 04:14:32 UTC 6 years ago

Do you really want to do that to someone? I agree with Kelly.

[info]male_nurse

October 8 2005, 04:26:02 UTC 6 years ago

Jeesus guys. Lighten up. I was only joking. Man, uz sound like my mum!

[info]crazyshal

October 8 2005, 05:07:35 UTC 6 years ago

Haha i would like to do that 2 sum1!
Na viagra is on pescription! i saw it on the add!
Well i think its a good idea... zak???
yeah man

[info]male_nurse

October 8 2005, 05:10:10 UTC 6 years ago

Thankyou!!! =D Ur awesum!!! (i wuldn't really do it B & Kelly)

[info]crazyshal

October 8 2005, 05:12:40 UTC 6 years ago

I would!
B and kelly dont have to watch!
lol.

[info]male_nurse

October 8 2005, 05:13:41 UTC 6 years ago

You really r awesum!!!

[info]crazyshal

October 8 2005, 05:14:57 UTC 6 years ago

lol rite.
Well thanx but not really.
Iv just got my own opion

[info]male_nurse

October 8 2005, 05:18:57 UTC 6 years ago

Yea well the fact that you actually say it is what impresses me. Gud on yu!

[info]crazyshal

October 8 2005, 05:21:09 UTC 6 years ago

Well u suldnt back down and say no u wouldnt really do
that just coz kelly and b had a go at you. They are entitled to
their opions yes... but so are you so stick to it.

[info]male_nurse

October 8 2005, 05:23:46 UTC 6 years ago

Yea but i wouldn't really hav dun it. I just thort it wuld b a funny thing 2 do 2 sum1. Yea thay are, but I don't like disagree'n wif ne1 on LJ. I just don't think it's sensible 4 guys 2 argue wif girls if it's not face 2 face, koz from my experiences it just ends up wif every1 being shitty until sum1 apologises.

[info]crazyshal

October 8 2005, 05:28:04 UTC 6 years ago

AW FUCKING clutha bitches!
It maks me laugh.
Also annoys me.
No1 rule here.
NO BITCHING! unless it discussing the problem
with the person themselfs. Its a wicked system!
Neway im leaving now!
Good luck with wateva!

[info]crazyshal

October 8 2005, 05:28:44 UTC 6 years ago

when i said "bitches" i mean ppl bitching off like bitching, not ppl
in person

[info]male_nurse

October 8 2005, 05:29:56 UTC 6 years ago

haha. awesum. just. awesum! Catchyu l8r hun.

[info]stranger_star

October 8 2005, 05:42:44 UTC 6 years ago

You mean, your not referring to me and Kelly as bitches?

[info]crazyshal

October 9 2005, 08:15:09 UTC 6 years ago

yeah i wasnt refering to "bitches" at all just
bitches like ppl have bitches about other ppl and shit.
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